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perfututum: totally fucked.


There is only one thing in the world that is worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
-Oscar Wilde

I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
-Jane Austen

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
-M. Kathleen Casey

Oral sex should be an Olympic sport. Why? Because it’s harder than curling, and if you’re any good at it, you deserve a medal.
-Lewis Black

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
-Oscar Wilde